May 2013
nyozeka:
i hope my first child is a dragon
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via 7sunriseoversea)
salvagingsarah:
Healthy is not a weight. It’s not a diet. It’s not exercising 7 days a week and it’s not eating clean 7 days a week. And most of all, healthy is not the same for everyone.
“That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just...”
– Pulp Fiction (1994)
5 hours after finishing the half marathon and I’m practically dying. My legs are hurting, my feet are hurting, my head is hurting and I just want to sleep. AHHHHHHH is this is how I feel after a half marathon can you imagine how I’ll feel after the London Marathon if I get a place? Omg. Its DOUBLE what I did today. Its 26 miles!!!!!!
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
“Stop trying to ‘get it together’. The biggest lie we’re told when we’re growing...”
– ~ Unknown (via conflictingheart)
burgrs:
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
I’M DOING A HALF MARATHON TODAY!!!! 13miles. OH MY GOD! It starts in like an hour and I’m still sat in a towel with wet hair….
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
uoa:
do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads:
All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!
Workout #1: The Book Curl
Workout #2: The Book Up
Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!
Cool Down
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
“You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own...”
– Ira Glass (via aprettypastiche)
genuinelylarry:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
